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Entries for June, 2005

June 14th, 2005

The Story of Two Sons

Posted by vampire at 02:02 AM on June 14, 2005.

I obtained this from U Bill's forwarded mail. Enjoy:


Once, there was a family known as Malaysia. In 1985, they were blessed with their first born, Proton. The family loved Proton all they can. They gave Proton everything. They protected Proton from the bigger boys in Kindergarden. They told Proton, "You're young, you need protection from them. It's okay to make mistakes, you're young. Even if you don't learn from mistakes...it's okay...you are young."

Proton became spoilt. He always depended on parents and used up all his allowance on useless things. When he had to do his chores, he paid people to do it and the work is lousy, causing the parents having to call repairmen to fix all the mess that he made.

Anyway, when Proton was 10 (but he still acted like he is 1 or 2 years
old), he had a younger brother, Perodua. At first, everyone thought this younger brother will be like Proton. Anyway, this new baby was more handsome and looks smarter than Proton. Malaysia knew there is a possibilty Perodua could be smarter than Proton. Since they love Proton so much, they decided that Perodua can only learn a few things. Cannot learn the same thing as Proton. This is so that Perodua wouldn't beat Proton at what Proton is doing.

Although Perodua was also protected by Malaysia, he learn to be
independent very fast. He made good friends with Daihatsu, who had an elder brother Toyota. The two of them helped Perodua in everything.

Perodua, being independent and smart, learnt a lot and in a short while, was becoming as good as, if not better, than Proton.

Malaysia realized that Perodua was becoming better than his brother.
Although proud of Perodua, they still love Proton best. They paid Lotus (which is older and well known worldwide) to befriend Proton. Using this advantage, Proton mentioned Lotus everytime he wanted to tell people about himself. On his own, he was still the same.

Moreover, Proton is always not updated. When doing his work, he still uses the typewriter and refuses to use the computer. Perodua, so much younger, used the computer, with broadband for his work. Perodua was improving so much that Toyota has assigned him with his work, codename Avanza.

Come 2005. Proton is 20 years old, Perodua only 10. It was obvious that Perodua was the more successful of the two siblings. What is worse, Proton said he still need his parents to help him for another 10 years. He still need to protection from the big boys.

In May 2005, Perodua was about the show Malaysia his best work so far...codename Myvi. Proton, being jealous...quickly came up with an unprofessional remark about Perodua's work and show his work at the same time as Perodua on purpose.

The future of Malaysia and her two kids are still unknown. But it would be obvious that Perodua will shine, leaving Proton crying. It would be a wonder if in 2015, Proton will ask Malaysia for another 10 years of help and protection...maybe this time...protection from Perodua as well...........THE END

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June 17th, 2005

Kerani LHDN (LHDN Clerk)

Posted by vampire at 11:25 AM on June 17, 2005.

Ada seorang staff Ranhill call LHDN (Internal Revenue Board) di Trengganu, mintak Borang B. Seorang kerani LHDN mintaklah alamat nak hantar borang tu:

Kerani : "Boleh bagi alamat encik?"
S : "Hantar ke, Ranhill Worley ..."
Kerani : "Ranhill..eja macam mana?"
S : "R..for rumah... A for Ayam..N for Nangka...H for Holland...I for itik...L for lain-lain...."

(....... seterusnya..)

Kerani : "Ok..nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu"

tunggu, punya tunggu, adalah seminggu, bila sampai....
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June 22nd, 2005

Jokes Abt Children

Posted by vampire at 03:08 PM on June 22, 2005.

Obtained from a forwarded mail:







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June 23rd, 2005

Dream/Nightmare

Posted by vampire at 12:02 PM on June 23, 2005.

I dreamt I was at the departure hall.

I was early enough to check in for the 8.30am flight, but somehow, I was there in the hall till 9 sth. Maybe I had napped, and none of the people woke me up for my flight.

I thought I could get the 9:40am flight.

I went up to the counter, but they told me the next available flight was 4:30pm. Dang! I missed the flight.


I woke up from my dream. I was late for work!

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June 24th, 2005

Dream Again

Posted by vampire at 11:15 AM on June 24, 2005.

Last night, I dreamt my dad was with me... I donno where the location was.

My dad borrowed my car, a blue Proton Wira CE, which I'd say is rather dusty/dirty cos of the polluted air and roads in Penang. He had asked me to change/trade in my car next time when I have enough $$.

The next time I saw him, he had returned with another car. He had traded in my Wira CE with a red Wira SE, which is sparkling and shiny. If I'm not mistaken, it has a car plate NSU xxxx. I can't remember the numbers. It was a 2nd hand car.

I don't see the point of trading one car with another same one! :o
What a weird dream.

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