Repost: Gaming Jargons
Posted by vampire at 03:05 PM on January 2, 2008.
Here are some words to know if u're a MMO RPG gamer:
1)
plox: please
Example:
VampireM: ress me plox
2)
ftw = for the win
Example of usage:
Bob: Your 1up t-shirt rocks
Sally: 1up t-shirts ftw.
3)
gg: good game / game end / finished
Example: Usually uttered by players after a game ends, or when the last fighting player concedes the game.
4)
pwn : (verb) pawn / own / dominate
Example:
VampireM: your guild pwns big time
5)
ress: (verb) ressurect
Used when a player is dead, and asks fellow players to help ressurect him.
Example:
Ailana: argh~! i'm dead. ress me pls.
VampireM: got leaf?
6)
KS: (verb) Kill Steal
When another player kills the monster that you were hitting, that is called stealing your kill (KS). He gets part of the experience points and possibly the loot dropped by the monster.
Example usage:
VampireM: oi... don KS!!
7)
bot: (noun) a player using a program (usually illegal) to automatically killing monsters, picking up loot
Example usage:
VampireM: I hate these bots. hope they get caught and banned by GM forever
8)
GM: Game Master, moderator/police of an online game
Example: Players usually complain to the GM about bots, abuse of language, etc.
9)
loot: (noun) items or money dropped by monsters after they are killed
Example:
MonkeyD: wow this is the best l00t I got from Diablo for today
10)
noob /
n00b: (noun) newbie, or an inexperienced player
Example:
MaliMaliHom: wah... i don wanna team with those n00bs
11)
feeder: (noun) [usually used in DOTA] a player who always dies and lets the opponents level up faster
Example:
Apple: oi... don feed them. u stay behind and run when u see them.
Lawak Buah
Posted by vampire at 05:07 PM on January 23, 2008.
Got from some forwarded mail:
Ketua puak tu pun mengarahkan anak buahnya supaya membunuh ketiga lelaki itu utk dijadikan santapan. Ketiga lelaki itu pun merayu dgn sepenuh hati supaya mereka dibebaskan.
Oleh kerana mereka merayu dgn bersungguh-sunggguh , ketua puak itu pun setuju utk melepaskan mereka dengan satu syarat. Syaratnya ialah mereka perlu mencari 10 biji buah dari jenis yang sama. "Ah.. nie simple punya keje".. kata mereka dalam hati.
Maka mereka pun berpecah ke dalam hutan untuk mencari buah-buahan tersebut dengan diiringi oleh beberapa lelaki dari puak tersebut. Lelaki yang pertama keluar dengan membawa 10 buah nenas. Kemudian berkata ketua puak kepada anak buahnya, " Sumbatkan buah tersebut ke dalam punggungnya, kalau dia mengeluarkan bunyi, bunuh dia!" Lalu buah nenas itu pun disumbatkan kedalam punggung lelaki malang tersebut. Pada buah nenas yang kedua, lelaki itu pun menjerit dan dia pun dibunuh.
Kemudian lelaki kedua pun muncul. Dia membawa 10 biji ciku bersamanya. Dia pun dikenakan tindakan yang sama.Oleh kerana buah ciku kecil, lelaki itu dapat bertahan sehingga buah ciku yang kelapan. Pada masa ini, tiba-tiba lelaki tu ketawa. Maka dia pun dibunuh.
Apabila sudah mati, roh orang yang pertama pun berjumpa ngan roh orang yang kedua. "Kenapa kamu ketawa pada buah ciku yang kelapan?" tanya roh pertama. Jawab roh yang kedua, "Aku nampak rakan ketiga kita tu keluar dengan membawa buah durian!!"
I think it's worth it that the 2nd guy died laughing.
Breakup Letter
Posted by vampire at 05:11 PM on January 23, 2008.
Another forwarded mail. U gotta understand BM:
Beginilah kisahnya....
Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi
maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.
Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki
Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah
mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil:
Mike....
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie
me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know
this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to
play-play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't
want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tijah